kyle harlan is many things -- lover, fighter, demigod... he likes cheeseburgers, good movies, bad movies, comic books, cats, pizza pie, games involving trivia, games involving tetris blocks, monsters, burritos, his girlfriend & saltine crackers. He dislikes, dogs, beer, sports, magic, anime, saxophones, whatever the hell it is you're talking about, books, snow, fleece jackets, & video games with more than 3 buttons.
kyle harlan currently resides in Cleveland Heights, ohio, but hopes to one day marry a power ranger & relocate to a volcanic island fortress from which he can devise & implement various colorful doomsday scenarios & live out the rest of his days surrounded by cats.
born - feb 26, 1986 height - 6’5” weight - 195lb eyes - blue hair - brown blood type - lava fighting style - freestyle shotokan
YOU GOT QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, INJUNCTIONS, THREATS, PITCHES, PROMOTIONS, PREMONITIONS, OR VIDEOS OF CATS? TYPE YOUR WORDS IN A THING & MAKE IT GO TO THIS THING: KYLEHARLAN@GMAIL.COM
I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF AN IRONIC SUGGESTED APPLICATION FOR FACEBOOK, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT, I'M THERE, TOO. I CAN'T PROMISE I'LL ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST, THOUGH. I'M BAD ABOUT THAT. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/KYLEANDREWHARLAN
I DON'T HAVE A TWITTER. IF YOU'RE ON TWITTER, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. I'M SAYING IT. I SAID IT.
LISTEN, YOU'RE ALREADY ON MY WEBSITE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? MORE WEBSITES? IT'S NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. YOUR MOTHER & I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.