kyle harlan is many things -- lover, fighter, demigod... he likes cheeseburgers, good movies, bad movies, comic books, cats, pizza pie, games involving trivia, games involving tetris blocks, monsters, tv, burritos, his girlfriend, his 3-legged dog & pretzels. He dislikes beer, sports, magic, anime, books, snow, fleece jackets, & video games with more than 3 buttons.
kyle harlan currently resides in Cleveland Heights, ohio, but hopes to one day marry a power ranger & relocate to a volcanic island fortress from which he can devise & implement various colorful doomsday scenarios & live out the rest of his days watching star trek..
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I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF AN IRONIC SUGGESTED APPLICATION FOR FACEBOOK, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT, I'M THERE, TOO. I CAN'T PROMISE I'LL ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST, THOUGH. I'M BAD ABOUT THAT. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/KYLEANDREWHARLAN
I DON'T HAVE A TWITTER. IF YOU'RE ON TWITTER, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. I'M SAYING IT. I SAID IT.
LISTEN, YOU'RE ALREADY ON MY WEBSITE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? MORE WEBSITES? IT'S NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. YOUR MOTHER & I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.